Railway Provision on Flapdoodlian Matters
For the purposes of this Annex, a trainoodle shall be understood as any railway unit capable of being brought to a halt through the regulated accumulation of caboodles, canoodles, or other elements of a pernifractic nature.
—What is it made of?
—Unknown.
—Is it solid?
—Partially.
—Flammable?
—Not on record.
—Dangerous?
—Only in the presence of caboodles.
—Nature?
—Pernifractic.
OF COURSE IT’S NOT ON RECORD!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY HAS THE WHANGDOODLES TO BRING A MATCH ANYWHERE NEAR A PARTIALLY SOLID THING OF A PERNIFRACTIC NATURE SURROUNDED BY CABOODLES!!!!!!!!!!
TECHNICAL NOTE 17-C: Under no circumstances is it advisable to bring flames, matches, candles, flares, or Sister Potato near partially solid elements of a pernifractic nature, especially where there is evidence of active caboodling.
