Professor of Music, Harmony, and Other Noises of Onionshire.
Professor Cebriolus Sonoratus is one of Oniondown most respected musicians.
He makes sure to remind everyone of that whenever he gets the chance.
A specialist in wind, string, keyboard instruments, and other things that make noise, he directs the town’s musical activities with absolute seriousness.
His favorite instrument is the crystal clarinet, which, according to him:
“It has a unique sound.”
Nobody knows exactly what that means.
But it sounds very impressive.
The main problem begins when the Professor starts tuning.
It can take a while.
A very Onionian while.
And when the concert is finally about to begin…
“SORRY.”
“THAT WASN’T THE NOTE.”
In Onionshire, concerts always start on time.
The problem is figuring out what day they end.
