THE WISDOM OF WHUMBLING

An ancient maxim of the gnomes of Onionshire O whumbler, whumbling one,when whumbling is needed, whumble well,let us all go whumbling,so our whumblement may be whumbled. If the whumbling one whumbles,the whumbler will whumble,and when the whumblement whumbles,the whumbler remains…

🎻 DRA. VIOLET VON ZWIEBEL

Doctor of Onion Harmony and music professor of Onionshire. The world-famous violinist Dr. Violet von Zwiebel is known around the globe. Her concerts usually fill auditoriums. In Onionsup, people were just beginning to take their seats when, from behind the…

🎶 PROFESSOR CEBRIOLUS SONORATUS

Professor of Music, Harmony, and Other Noises of Onionshire. Professor Cebriolus Sonoratus is one of Oniondown most respected musicians. He makes sure to remind everyone of that whenever he gets the chance. A specialist in wind, string, keyboard instruments, and…