The manuscript that follows was discovered behind a remarkably large wheel of cheese.

Scholars disagree on whether the text is written in Medieval Latin, highly enthusiastic Italian, or Liturgical Parmesan. Despite numerous attempts, no definitive translation has ever been achieved.

🎹 ORGAN

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

🎶 CHOIR

Graaaaaatinaaaaaaaatusssssssssssss…

Aaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeternuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum…

🎹 ORGAN

🎶 CHOIR

Beeeeeeeeeeeechameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaaaa…

Glooooooooooooooooorioooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaa…

🎶 ALLEGRUS SOLUS

Parmigiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanoooooooooooooooooooo…

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

🎶 CHOIR

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen…

“…Et napus?”