🌭 Hans Kartoffel von Bratwurst
—A Bratwurst, please. Hans Kartoffel von Bratwurst gives him one. The customer takes it. —Thank you. He takes a look around the stall. —Oh, and I’d like a Kartoffel too. Do you have any left? Hans looks at him very…
🧙♀️ FRAU ERINNERLICH
The Gnome Who Remembers Everything There are people who remember some things. And then there is Frau Erinnerlich. In Zwergenbach, Frau Erinnerlich is the guardian of traditions, the village’s living memory, and an official adviser on important matters. She lives…
📁CASE FILE 14-P
Presumed Brief Noodle Touching with a Claim of Verification 📎 APPENDIX 14-P/B — On the Material Impossibility of Claiming “Fortuitous Contact” When One Arrives Wearing Gloves, Carrying a Measuring Tape and a Flashlight. —Your Honor, I insist: it was fortuitous.…
