📁CASE FILE 14-P

Presumed Brief Noodle Touching with a Claim of Verification 📎 APPENDIX 14-P/B — On the Material Impossibility of Claiming “Fortuitous Contact” When One Arrives Wearing Gloves, Carrying a Measuring Tape and a Flashlight. —Your Honor, I insist: it was fortuitous.…

📜 THE OFFICIAL CONSTITUTION OF THE ATTIC ARTICLE 5

On the inviolability of drawers, the legal status of caboodles, and the absolute prohibition against touching the noodles without a court order 5.1. The drawers of The Attic are inviolable. No authority, official, chronicler, gnome, nun, beaver, vegetable holding public…

🌿 Hildegard Heilwurz, the Forest Healer

In Zwergenbach, when you have a headache, you go to Hilda.When you have a stomachache, you go to Hilda.When you don’t know what’s wrong with you… you go to Hilda too. The problem is that Hilda always has something prepared.…