Gnomish History and Tradition
Professor specializing in the origins, evolution and customs of gnomish communities, with particular attention to ancient traditions, runes, underground cartography, and other knowledge nobody had asked for.
📚 Courses he teaches
- Gnomish History and Tradition — because this is officially his field of expertise.
- Applied Underground Cartography — he knows where all the tunnels are. Nobody knows why.
- Runes, Stones and Other Things Nobody Needed to Know.
- Genealogy of the Noble Onions — with family trees that, for some reason, have roots.
- Ceremonial Protocols for Absolutely Unnecessary Situations.
- History of Wars Nobody Remembers Starting.
- Introduction to the Toponymy of Places That No Longer Exist.
- Archaeology of the Lost-and-Found Drawer.
- Advanced Interpretation of Badly Drawn Maps.
- Diplomacy Between Gnomes Who Don’t Like Each Other.
🧅 Special Seminar
“The Great Onion: Origins, Development and Consequences”
Previous completion of Introduction to Onions is recommended.
Asking what the Great Onion actually is is not recommended.
