Musicologist. Researcher. Onionian percussionist. And, according to some witnesses, responsible for making an onion cry without having to cut it. Professor Sebastina Tympania has devoted much of her career to studying a phenomenon that conventional science has yet to confront:…
Chair of the Great OnionUniversity of Onionshire The Function of Purple Onions in the Cycle of LifeInaugural Lecture, 2026–2027 Academic Year Professor Gàrdnerius MacOnionChair of the Great OnionUniversity of Onionshire The classes of Sir Gàrdnerius MacOnion are unlike any others.…
Ceborian History and Memory She teaches Ceborian History and Memory and is one of the few people who still remember certain episodes that the University prefers to keep conveniently out of the textbooks. She has an extraordinary memory and a…
