Responsible for Popular Wisdom
“Girls, there are things one needs to know.”
Girls, don’t be fooled by appearances. A healthy potato is easy to recognize.
The foo-foo, always clean and well ventilated. You know what happens when it can’t breathe: fungus. And then there are tears all around.
Don’t rummage the potato for no reason. You’ll get used to touching everything.
Young potatoes are very tender… but they still lack experience.
And remember, girls: if the potato starts to smell bad, don’t wait to see what happens.
