Sister Chastity still didn’t know that not every conversation about vegetables was, strictly speaking, about vegetables.
🌿 The Sisters’ Garden
—Sisters, the zucchini have grown very well this year.
🥔 Sister Potato:
—Of course… with good ventilation, everything grows better…
😇 Sister Piety: My mother always said that to my father…
🥬 Sister Chastity:
—Well, I open the window every night so they can breathe!
And the other two…
DEAD.
A few days later:
—Sisters! I’ve picked some beautiful cucumbers!
🥒🥒🥒
Sister Potato smiles.
—Oh, Sister Chastity… cucumber is always better nice and cool…
Sister Chastity, completely innocent:
—Of course! If it gets too hot, it wilts!
Sister Potato:
—And nice and straight… much better for working with…
Sister Piety can’t take it anymore.
Sister Chastity takes notes:
📝 Important: keep the cucumbers straight and nice and cool.
The Importance of Foo-Foo Ventilation in Monastic Agriculture.
—And this foo-foo… do you air it out enough?
—I’ve always thought that a good foo-foo needs ventilation…
😇 Sister Piety: Hahaha
🥬 Sister Chastity:
—And where do you buy the seeds?
Sunday after Mass:
—What are you planting this year, Sister?
—Well, I’m still looking for foo-foo seeds… but I can’t find any…
