Some noses go unnoticed.
And then there are noses that require a faculty.
At Prymere, the nose is not considered a minor matter.
It is measured, observed, compared and, in particularly concerning cases, the subject of a doctoral thesis.
The Faculty of Applied Nosseology studies shape, projection, symmetry and other nasal characteristics that, until recently, no one had thought necessary to study.
The faculty is headed by Professor Cassanovus Nappius, distinguished chair of Nosseology and author of The Treatise of Noses, Nasus Perfectus and several other works that have contributed decisively to the advancement of… the nose.
The professor usually teaches his classes in profile.
It is not vanity. It is prevention.
Since the Wig Incident, sneezing has ceased to be regarded as a minor matter within the academic community.
Research continues. 👃🎓
Historical Note:
Since the Wig Incident four years ago, Professor Cassanovus has conducted his classes strictly in profile.
The University does not wish to discuss the matter further.
