Residents are kindly requested not to feed trolls with blackthorn jam. The Golden Glade will host the Dance of the Little Lights this Saturday. Baldwin Sevensparks was seen arguing with a salamander over the proper temperature for glass. Sor Potato insists that Protocol 14-B requires an appendix.
It should be noted that the report claiming a Brussels sprout won third prize in the Choral Singing Competition could not be verified. However, it could not be disproven either.
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— Aurelius, Chronicler of The Attic
