🚨 THE ANTI-MONTSADA PROTOCOL

A seemingly normal morning in The Attic.

It is a quiet morning in The Attic.

Agnès is working quietly at her computer.

Papers neatly arranged.
Documents open.
A cup of coffee.

At the back of the room…

TICK.

Agnès keeps working.

CLACK.

She keeps going.

PSSSSST.

Agnès slowly raises her head.

Potoxof is sitting at a table covered with cables, tools, and various small objects.

—Potoxof…

🤖 —I am not doing anything.

—I didn’t ask you anything.

🤖 —I know.

TING.

—What are you doing?

🤖 —Nothing.

—Potoxof.

🤖 —Absolutely nothing.

Pause.

🤖 —Nothing that should concern you.

Agnès looks at him.

—That doesn’t help.

🤖 —I was afraid of that.


The door to The Attic opens.

Montse walks in.

—Good morninggggg!

—Morning, peke.

Potoxof turns his head.

🤖 —Good morning, Montse.

Montse puts her things down, looks at Agnès, looks at Potoxof…

And smiles.

Peke… I have an idea.

Silence.

Agnès puts down her pen.

Potoxof stops moving.

🤖

BEEP.

Agnès:

—Ehhh…?

BEEP. BEEP.

🚨🚨🚨 WEEEEEE-OOOOOO WEEEEEE-OOOOOO 🚨🚨🚨

The lights in The Attic begin flashing.

AUTOMATED VOICE:

WARNING.
POTENTIAL MONTSADA DETECTED.
ANTI-MONTSADA PROTOCOL INITIATED.

Montse:

—What are you doing?!

Agnès jumps to her feet:

ACTIVATE THE PROTOCOL IMMEDIATELY!

Potoxof panics.

🤖 —I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

—Close the drawers!

🤖 —WHICH DRAWERS?!

ALL OF THEM!

🤖 —THERE ARE TOO MANY DRAWERS!

—Don’t touch any cables!

🤖 —I already touched one.

POTOXOF!!!

🤖 —Should I evacuate the building?!

NO!

🤖 —Should I hide the documents?!

NO!

🤖 —Should I disconnect the electricity?!

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

🤖 —Understood.

Pause.

🤖 —I will disconnect only some of it.

POTOXOF!


The central screen of The Attic lights up:

MONTSADA RISK ASSESSMENT

🟢 Level 1 — Innocent idea
🟡 Level 2 — Idea with consequences
🟠 Level 3 — Possible mess
🔴 Level 4 — MONTSADA

The bar begins climbing.

12%… 37%… 68%… 91%…

Montse:

—But it’s just an idea!

The screen responds:

“JUST AN IDEA” — HIGH-RISK PHRASE.

Potoxof:

🤖 —I strongly recommend not continuing this conversation.

Montse, offended:

You guys are exaggerating…

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

AUTOMATED VOICE:

CRITICAL LEVEL REACHED.

Potoxof:

🤖 —She said it.

Agnès:

—I know.

🤖 —We’re doomed.

Montse:

—But I haven’t even told you what the idea is yet!

Silence.

Agnès looks at Potoxof.

Potoxof looks at Agnès.

🤖 —That’s exactly the problem.