Convent of the Immaculate Discretion

“Silence, prayer, and other activities of questionable classification.”

Home of Mother Superior Sister Patience.

Residence of Brother Aurelius, the official chronicler, and the ever-patient Brother Gregorius.

Home of Sister Chastity.

And, since time immemorial, the refuge of Sister Potato of Lourdes Parruset and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows, two sisters who are absolutely convinced—with complete sincerity—that discretion is one of their greatest virtues.