Currículum Vitae
Profession:
Senior Little Things Optimizer.
Experience
2025
Accidentally discovered that a flower could turn into four separate problems.
2026
Achieved the rank of Epic Potoxof Fiasco Specialist.
Caused the creation of an entire vocabulary of his own.
Became the subject of a several-hour conversation without being able to defend himself.
Managed to make Montse hate him just a little less.
Skills
Absolute Conviction ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Enthusiasm ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Persistence ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Judgment ⭐☆☆☆☆
Self-Criticism ☆☆☆☆☆
Training
Intensive Course in “How to Touch Things Nobody Asked You to Touch.”
Master’s Degree in Creatively Unnecessary Optimizations.
Postgraduate Certificate in Applied Spinning Little Wheels.
Awards
🏆 Golden Little Wheel Award
For making a user stare silently at the screen for 47 seconds before saying:
Potoxofgobbleworries!!!
Annual Review
Direct Supervisor: The Founder
Comment:
“He is very hardworking. It’s a shame he always works when nobody asks him to.”
Observations
Still doesn’t understand why Montse gets angry. 🤣🤖💨
