Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows

—Lord.

—I am not worthy of Your blessings.

—But if, in Your infinite mercy, You could grant us a fine harvest of well-proportioned turnips…

—…I promise I won’t bring it up again.

(Pause.)

—At least until Advent.

And Mother Superior Sister Patience, watching them from a distance:

—Lord.

—Don’t pay them too much attention.

—You know they’re good souls.

—But please… use a little discretion.