These pages have been carefully arranged and copied by Aurelius, Chronicler of The Attic. The author declines all responsibility for gnomes, fairies, witches, elves, magical mushrooms, or councils of foo-foos.

✒️ Aurelius’ Note

I began the morning cataloging fourteenth-century manuscripts.

I ended it voting on whether ratafia should be classified as a soft drink or an aperitif.

I shall ask no further questions.

— Aurelius, Chronicler of The Attic