After three days of presentations, four coffees and a considerable number of biscuits, the Scientific Committee concludes:
no one knows exactly what whangdoodles are;
everyone talks about them with complete naturalness;
any attempt to define them raises new questions;
Mother Patience recommends leaving the matter alone.
Official conclusion:
Whangdoodles exist just enough for everyone to understand them and just little enough for no one to be able to explain them.
