Presumed Brief Noodle Touching with a Claim of Verification 📎 APPENDIX 14-P/B — On the Material Impossibility of Claiming “Fortuitous Contact” When One Arrives Wearing Gloves, Carrying a Measuring Tape and a Flashlight. —Your Honor, I insist: it was fortuitous.…
On the inviolability of drawers, the legal status of caboodles, and the absolute prohibition against touching the noodles without a court order 5.1. The drawers of The Attic are inviolable. No authority, official, chronicler, gnome, nun, beaver, vegetable holding public…
On the inviolable right to an afternoon snack, spoons with criminal records, and emergency procedures in the event of a pine-nut cake disappearance 4.1. Every person, gnome, nun, chronicler, beaver, vegetable holding public office, or creature of a nature still…
