On the Equitable Distribution of Spaghetti within the Wheel of Parmigiano Article I Whoever stirs shall not scrape. Article II Whoever scrapes shall wash. Article III Whoever leaves cheese stuck to the wheel commits a venial sin. Article IV Whoever…
On the Acceptable Number of Crumbs on the Cloister Table “To prevent entirely avoidable disputes that nevertheless occur with troubling frequency.” Article I The presence of a few crumbs on the table after breakfast shall be considered normal. Article II…
Case No. XII “Nulla Montsada Relinquenda Est.” The People v. the Particularly Inspired Montsada The present montsada is charged with: having caused a forty-seven-minute conversation, having given rise to two protocols, one appendix, and three fits of laughter. The defendant…
