On the Equitable Distribution of Spaghetti within the Wheel of Parmigiano
Article I
Whoever stirs shall not scrape.
Article II
Whoever scrapes shall wash.
Article III
Whoever leaves cheese stuck to the wheel commits a venial sin.
Article IV
Whoever says, “That’s enough cheese,” shall be regarded with concern.
Abbatia Ordinis Gratinati Aeterni
“In Caseo Veritas.”
(“In cheese there is truth.”)
Ora. Cook. Gratin.
(Pray. Cook. Gratin.)
