Pursuit of Foo-foos in Academic Hallways
The Faculty of Applied Turnipology reminds all students that the following provisions remain in effect:
The pursuit of Foo-foos through the hallways during class hours is strictly prohibited.
Any incident shall be reported immediately to the appropriate faculty member.
Students involved must return all Faculty-issued gloves before leaving the premises.
The Faculty accepts no responsibility for slips, trips, or losses of dignity resulting from the aforementioned pursuit.
Additional Provision
The fact that a Foo-foo may appear willing to be pursued does not constitute authorization.
