“It is hereby strictly forbidden to think about problems until after the croquettes.” Article 1. If the croquettes are good, the problem can wait. Article 2. If the croquettes are very good, the problem probably wasn’t that serious to begin…
After the public reading of the regulations, an incident has occurred. The Chief Custodian of Stardust burst out laughing. As a consequence: 🕯️ Two candles went out. 🥔 Sister Potato choked on her herbal tea. 🥒 The Happy Cucumber applauded.…
(Version 1 disappeared for reasons that need not be specified.Version 2 was slightly chewed.) 📜 DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGYDECREE 17-BIS In view of the regrettable incidents that have occurred in the Ancient Archives, the legal framework governing the gnawing…
