The doors of the University are already open.
The classrooms are ready.
The books are spread across the tables.
The candle is still holding on.
All that is missing are the students.
And nobody knows exactly when the course begins.
📜 INAUGURAL COURSE
Introduction to Onionshirean Thought
Places available: probably.
Schedule: we’ll let you know.
Faculty: currently being located.
Required materials: notebook, pen, and a reasonably Onionshirean attitude.
And I’d end with:
The University of Onionshire awaits you.
If you know where it is, that is.
