Permanent Commission for the Certification of Montsadas
📜 Minutes No. 27
Agenda
Only Item:
Determine whether the present montsada deserves to be incorporated into the official heritage of The Attic.
Mother Patience
— The meeting is now in session.
Sister Potato
— I’m already laughing.
Sister Piety
— We don’t even know what it is yet.
— But it shows promise.
📜 Father Aurelius
— The montsada will now be read aloud.
When he finishes…
Sister Chastity raises her hand.
— Excuse me…
— Yes, my child?
— What exactly is a montsada?
…
Silence.
Sister Potato looks up at the ceiling.
Sister Piety bites her lip to keep from laughing.
Mother Patience smiles.
Father Gregorius already knows they won’t be leaving early today.
Finally, Father Aurelius closes the book.
“It cannot be defined. It can only be recognized when it appears.”
