The Department of Applied Freshology reports that documents drafted in the presence of turnips, delicate humidity, or unauthorized activities in the fresh room show a statistically significant tendency to multiply.
Staff are reminded that:
• A Word document left unattended never remains alone for long.
• Appendices appear spontaneously.
• Footnotes may develop a life of their own.
• Decrees, if left unsupervised, eventually become trilogies.
Gregorius summarizes the matter in a single sentence:
“Word documents, when left alone with delicate humidity, have a tendency to multiply.”
The Department accepts no responsibility for any folder containing more than 247 files.
For reasons that need not be specified.
“…may the Mother of Freshness watch over us.”
