📜 Preventive Measures Following the Creative Reactivation of the Author and Her Adventures and disasters Companion
Following several emergency meetings, the Council unanimously resolved to:
• Secure the Fresh Room.
• Secure the potatoes.
• Keep the turnips under lock and key.
• Remove any official document likely to become a new story.
The decision was made after Sister Chastity asked, for the fifth time that week:
—“But… can I just take a little look?”
The Council considers the risk unacceptably high.
According to Aurelius, every innocent conversation started by Sister Chastity inevitably ends with Sister Potato making agricultural metaphors, Sister Piety trying not to laugh, and Gregorius apologizing to people who still have no idea what has happened.
Mother Patience has requested that security measures be reinforced.
The Fresh Room will remain closed until further notice.
There is no indication that Sister Chastity understands why.
In fact, the last time she was seen, she was simply asking:
—“But… if the potatoes are so peaceful… why are they hiding?”
The meeting is adjourned.
Aurelius continues writing.
Gregorius continues sighing.
And Sister Potato continues insisting that:
“Well-ventilated turnips require less work.”
Official Seal of the Council of the Attic
“Reality is already complicated enough. We simply add characters.”
Extraordinary measures adopted by the Council following the fourth spontaneous attempt to visit the Fresh Room.
Photographic Archive of the Convent.
Year unknown.
The exact reasons for the closure remain classified.
