No zucchini will be left behind.
Article 1
Every worthy zucchini shall be harvested.
Article 2
If an especially large zucchini appears, the presence of two nuns and a reinforced apron shall be required.
Article 3
In the event of an excess harvest, the extraordinary preparation of zucchini cream soup shall be authorized for the entire county.
Annex III
It is strictly forbidden to leave a zucchini alone in the garden bed, because it will then “look sad,” according to a report submitted by Sister Potato.
Preliminary Considerations
During the current year’s vegetable harvest campaign, it was observed that some zucchinis were temporarily left without human supervision. This situation was deemed unacceptable.
Final Provision
Any zucchini showing clear signs of wishing to be harvested shall be treated with the dignity befitting an honorable member of the garden.
