🥒 CASE FILE 23-C: THE CASE OF THE MISSING CUCUMBER

PART I — THE DISAPPEARANCE

→ Investigation
→ Witnesses
→ Interrogation
→ Urgent Circular
→ Open Case File

Part II — The Cucumber’s Statement

→ Found behind a flowerbed of daisies, in a suspiciously affectionate mood with the snails
→ Confesses to having accepted a mezcal from the Impresentables
→ The Impresentables promise to sing him the Ode to the Cucumber
→ They sing the ode, and the cucumber cries with emotion
→ After the third verse, he no longer knows how to say no
→ Ends up declaring that the Impresentables have corrupted him

Gregorius’s conclusion:

«Vegetables are vulnerable too.»

📂 END OF FILE 23-C