An ancient maxim of the gnomes of Onionshire
O whumbler, whumbling one,
when whumbling is needed, whumble well,
let us all go whumbling,
so our whumblement may be whumbled.
If the whumbling one whumbles,
the whumbler will whumble,
and when the whumblement whumbles,
the whumbler remains whumbled.
Let us whumble when it’s time to whumble,
and never stop whumbling,
for the one who whumbles with grace
never whumbles in vain.
