The Attic University – Year 2187
Inaugural Lecture:
“Influence of Delicate Humidity on the Preservation of Slightly Chewed Documents.”
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11:00
Coffee break.
(No Cola Cao to prevent incidents.)
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12:30
Roundtable discussion:
“The Happy Cucumber: Myth, Reality, or Administrative Status?”
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16:00
Scientific presentation:
“Did Gregorius Really Exist, or Was He a Bureaucratic Metaphor?”
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And at the end of the congress…
a new parchment is discovered.
Everyone holds their breath.
They open it.
There is a single sentence.
“For reasons that need not be specified.”
Absolute silence.
The experts weep.
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And a doctoral student raises her hand and asks:
“…Professor… what does that mean?”
And the professor, with white hair and a trembling voice, replies:
“Nobody knows. It is a ritual expression of the Ancient School of The Attic.”
