After the public reading of the regulations, an incident has occurred.
The Chief Custodian of Stardust burst out laughing.
As a consequence:
🕯️ Two candles went out.
🥔 Sister Potato choked on her herbal tea.
🥒 The Happy Cucumber applauded.
🍷 The Unpresentables requested a signed copy.
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And Gregorius…
Oh, Gregorius…
had to add a new article.
📜 Article 6. Offense of Heritage Temptation
When a door, bookshelf, parchment, or catalogued object displays an excessive level of beauty, the person affected is authorized to exclaim:
“AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”
and remain staring at it with sparkling eyes for a maximum of fifteen minutes.
The following are prohibited, however:
❌ Biting it.
❌ Kissing it.
❌ Taking it home.
❌ Saying, “Who’s a pretty little piece of heritage?”
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And at the end of the decree…
with a huge official seal…
📂 OFFICIAL OBSERVATION
“The Directorate General acknowledges that, at times, beauty may cause administratively irresponsible behavior.”
