Official Attic Gazette Decree 14/VII on the Protection of Conventual Innocence Having considered the repeated activities taking place in the cold cellar; Having reviewed Sister Potato’s prior record; Having noted that the turnips continue to remain under permanent and inexplicable…
Railway Provision on Flapdoodlian Matters For the purposes of this Annex, a trainoodle shall be understood as any railway unit capable of being brought to a halt through the regulated accumulation of caboodles, canoodles, or other elements of a pernifractic…
According to the Annals, Mildred had the curious habit of appearing just as the coffee was ready. Sister Potato insisted it was pure coincidence. Sister Piety was never entirely convinced.
