☕ Tea Time

—My lord. —Yes, Agustín? —The tea. —Excellent. —I heard the Provincial Council is still studying the portrait. —Naturally. —Have they said anything else? —Only that they still haven’t found the end of the nose. —I see. (Agustín pours the tea…

An Afternoon in the Vegetable Garden

Sister Potato—Sister. Sister Piety—Yes? —We picked a few more. —Better to have too many than not enough. —You’ve always been very cautious. —You know me. — Gregorius… —Yes, Father? —Why is this conversation making me nervous? —We know them, Father.

The manuscript that follows was discovered behind a remarkably large wheel of cheese.

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