When The Attic falls silent, it’s because something important is happening. Or because Aurelius has fallen asleep on top of the paperwork again. Archive Note The investigation was interrupted for forty-eight minutes. The Chronicler later insisted that he had not…
On the Equitable Distribution of Spaghetti within the Wheel of Parmigiano Article I Whoever stirs shall not scrape. Article II Whoever scrapes shall wash. Article III Whoever leaves cheese stuck to the wheel commits a venial sin. Article IV Whoever…
On the Acceptable Number of Crumbs on the Cloister Table “To prevent entirely avoidable disputes that nevertheless occur with troubling frequency.” Article I The presence of a few crumbs on the table after breakfast shall be considered normal. Article II…
