Sophia Beautifulhill

Matriarch of the OnioninLaws Nobody remembers ever seeing her angry. Nor does anyone remember daring to contradict her. She grows tomatoes with the same dedication she gives to growing completely harmless rumors. She can prepare escudella for twenty-eight people without…

ALLEGRO GRATINATO DI GRANA PADANO DI TUTTA LA VITA

Head Chef of Prymere Castle 📜 First Principle: Everything is better with béchamel! 📜 Second Principle: There is never too much!! SACRILEGE! 📜 Third Principle: Béchamel, like Parmigianooooo, is never enough!! Heresies He Will Not Tolerate ❌ Dry cannelloni. ❌…

Possible Meeting Between Allegro and Sister Potato

Allegro would arrive carrying a gigantic tray of nine-layer lasagna, baked to outrageously excessive levels, with three pounds of Parmigiano and béchamel still steaming. And Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo foo, with her hands tucked into her sleeves and a…