On the Proper Use of Spoons That Have Stirred Honey “To preserve harmony among spoons, teacups, and people who are excessively optimistic.” Article I Any spoon that has stirred honey shall be granted an official period of rest. Not because…
According to the Annals, Aurelius claimed he was only resting his eyes for a moment. Gregorius, who knew him well enough, always kept a blanket ready. Gregorius, chronicler of The Attic
The Incident of the Boeing with Self-Esteem According to the Annals, Potoxof was asked to produce a “barely visible” aircraft. The entity interpreted aeronautical modesty as optional. Minutes later, an aircraft appeared, large enough to eclipse half the continent. The…
