📜 Preparing for the New Semester

There are two kinds of teachers. Those who enjoy preparing the paperwork. And those who simply can’t wait for the first day of class. Sister Potato and Sister Piety belong, with absolute dignity… …to the second group.

📜 APPENDIX XII

Pursuit of Foo-foos in Academic Hallways The Faculty of Applied Turnipology reminds all students that the following provisions remain in effect: The pursuit of Foo-foos through the hallways during class hours is strictly prohibited. Any incident shall be reported immediately…

THE FACULTY OF APPLIED TURNIPOLOGY OFFICIALLY OPENS ENROLLMENT

📜 Office of the Registrar The Faculty of Applied Turnipology is pleased to announce that enrollment for Introduction to the Turnip is now open. Prospective students are advised to read the Official Notice carefully before completing their enrollment. The Faculty…