📚 NOW ENROLLING Introduction to the Turnip Instructor: 🥔 Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo Limited enrollment. 🧤 Gloves are recommended for practical sessions. 🥔 Materials provided. 📜 The Faculty reserves the right to temporarily suspend any student unable to distinguish…
This file remains partially classified. 📂 Restricted File 12-F Incidents involving turnips, delicate humidity, and unauthorized activities in the cool pantry. This file remains partially classified. Several documents were lost.Others were burned.And some… are better left unmentioned. The Department of…
From time to time, the Ancient Archives issue a certificate to those who have discovered a story where everyone else saw only dust. If this certificate has found its way into your hands, you are welcome to keep it. The…
