(Version 1 disappeared for reasons that need not be specified.Version 2 was slightly chewed.) 📜 DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGYDECREE 17-BIS In view of the regrettable incidents that have occurred in the Ancient Archives, the legal framework governing the gnawing…
The Case of the Keyboard That Wanted to Type Gregorius 📜 GENERAL DIRECTORATE OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGY CASE FILE No. 47-G After an exhaustive investigation, the Technical Commission has determined that: FULL RESPONSIBILITY LIES WITH THE KEYBOARD. The incident occurred during…
PART I — THE DISAPPEARANCE → Investigation→ Witnesses→ Interrogation→ Urgent Circular→ Open Case File Part II — The Cucumber’s Statement → Found behind a flowerbed of daisies, in a suspiciously affectionate mood with the snails→ Confesses to having accepted a…
