🥒 INCIDENT FILE 23-C: THE CASE OF THE MISSING CUCUMBER

A investigation nobody had requested and that probably would have been better left uninitiated. DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGYPRELIMINARY REPORT — INCIDENT 23-C Disappearance of a cucumber under administratively suspicious circumstances. 📂 LAST SEEN The community garden of the Enchanted…

THE DECREE FOR THE CONTAINMENT OF NONSENSE

In view of the uncontrolled proliferation of documents, characters, institutions, and other forms of administrative life, the Supreme Council of Applied Fresquerology has decided to intervene. The result, as was entirely foreseeable, has accomplished absolutely nothing. Article 1 The creation…

“Naturally, our humanistic heritage is quite extensive.”

—“Our family has always had a great humanistic tradition.”—“Who wrote the motto?”—“A cousin who had taken two years of Latin by correspondence.” Later studies of the family lineage paid particular attention to its physiognomic tradition. Some researchers considered the nose…