📜 The Official Constitution of The Attic — Article 3

On the separation of powers, excessively sleek turnips, and the unjustified presence of zucchinis in official premises 3.1. The powers of The Attic are divided into: a) Executive Power;b) Legislative Power;c) Judicial Power;d) Gregorius’s Power to claim that he knew…

THE ATTIC’S NAUGHTYLY DICTIONARY: ENOUGHYPY

Enoughypy Verb. To keep messing with something after it was already good, usually because stopping at the right moment seemed far too sensible. “Enough! Stop enoughypying it. It was perfectly fine!”

THE ATTIC’S NAUGHTYLY DICTIONARY: POPPOTTY

Poppotty Verb. To touch, fiddle with, or mess around with things for no good reason, often managing to leave them worse than they were before. “Don’t poppotty that. It was perfectly fine.”