📜 Damp Chronicles · Volume I

“Fragment recovered from the East Pantry. It carries a faint scent of boiled potato. 🥔 Sister Patata: —Girls… some potatoes require a certain touch. 😔 Sister Pietat: —And some hands simply aren’t ready. 😇 Gregorius: —Would gloves help? 📜 Aurelius:…

📜 UNNECESSARY APPENDIX No. 7

Official Protocol for the Spontaneous Appearance of a Potato with a Face. (Internal document of Sister Patata’s Convent. Reading during meals is strictly prohibited.) Article 1 If a potato stares directly at you… DO NOT STARE BACK. The situation could…

Minutes No. 27 of the Council of the Foo-Foos

The Foo-foo sinners A story of faith, friendship… and pine nut cake with ratafia. By unanimous agreement, it is resolved that the windows shall be opened just a little, with good judgment and proper caution. Sister Patata, Chair of the…