THE ATTIC’S NAUGHTYLY DICTIONARY: POPPOTTY
Poppotty Verb. To touch, fiddle with, or mess around with things for no good reason, often managing to leave them worse than they were before. “Don’t poppotty that. It was perfectly fine.”
📂 INCIDENT REPORT
The Case of the Keyboard That Wanted to Type Gregorius 📜 GENERAL DIRECTORATE OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGY CASE FILE No. 47-G After an exhaustive investigation, the Technical Commission has determined that: FULL RESPONSIBILITY LIES WITH THE KEYBOARD. The incident occurred during…
🥒 CASE FILE 23-C: THE CASE OF THE MISSING CUCUMBER
PART I — THE DISAPPEARANCE → Investigation→ Witnesses→ Interrogation→ Urgent Circular→ Open Case File Part II — The Cucumber’s Statement → Found behind a flowerbed of daisies, in a suspiciously affectionate mood with the snails→ Confesses to having accepted a…
