📖 Whangdoodles

Plural noun. An extraordinarily versatile term that crops up spontaneously in all manner of popular expressions throughout the Attic whenever prudence, good taste, or Mother Patience advise against using the original word. Common expressions: I’m up to my whangdoodles in…

📜 First International Symposium on Applied Whangdoology

After three days of presentations, four coffees and a considerable number of biscuits, the Scientific Committee concludes: no one knows exactly what whangdoodles are; everyone talks about them with complete naturalness; any attempt to define them raises new questions; Mother…

Fundamental Principles of The Attic

Article I Every problem can be regulated by means of a protocol. Article II If the protocol fails to solve the problem… canoodles are probably involved. Article III Article II shall never be discussed. Because there is no consensus. Here…