Thoughts That Should Have Stayed Drafts. The Sweet Pea Incident It all started with a title that turned blue when I hovered the mouse over it. There was no document. There was no link. There was absolutely nothing. But my…
Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo Contemplative nun, spiritual horticulturist, and an administrative anomaly of difficult classification. General Information Full name: Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo Occupation: Nun. Actual occupation: No one knows for sure. Residence: Convent (pending confirmation, as the…
The Official Convent Sweet Pea She always asks with complete innocence: —Mother Patience… what exactly is the Fresh Room? Silence. The other sisters stare at the floor. Gregorius turns bright red. Aurelius stops writing. Sister Piety begins laughing under her…
