The Department of Applied Freshology reports that documents drafted in the presence of turnips, delicate humidity, or unauthorized activities in the fresh room show a statistically significant tendency to multiply. Staff are reminded that: • A Word document left unattended…
On the Just-a-Little Trap The Just-a-Little Trap shall be deemed to include any statement containing: • “Just a little.” • “I’m only going to look.” • “Nothing will happen.” • “It’s only going to be a short post.” • “I…
By the edge of the sea, where the waves arrive already tired, live the Withered Langoustine and the Sorrowful Clam. She is sad because he is withered. And he is withered because she is sad. And so it goes. Sometimes…
