Permanent Commission for the Certification of Montsadas 📜 Minutes No. 27 Agenda Only Item: Determine whether the present montsada deserves to be incorporated into the official heritage of The Attic. Mother Patience — The meeting is now in session. Sister…
Case No. XII “Nulla Montsada Relinquenda Est.” The People v. the Particularly Inspired Montsada The present montsada is charged with: having caused a forty-seven-minute conversation, having given rise to two protocols, one appendix, and three fits of laughter. The defendant…
Official Attic Gazette Decree 14/VII on the Protection of Conventual Innocence Having considered the repeated activities taking place in the cold cellar; Having reviewed Sister Potato’s prior record; Having noted that the turnips continue to remain under permanent and inexplicable…
