On the Recommended Angle of the Refectory Cushions “To prevent recurring debates over whether a cushion is comfortable… or simply resigned.” Article I The cushions in the refectory shall maintain an angle sufficient to suggest comfort, but insufficient to invite…
On the Proper Use of Spoons That Have Stirred Honey “To preserve harmony among spoons, teacups, and people who are excessively optimistic.” Article I Any spoon that has stirred honey shall be granted an official period of rest. Not because…
According to the Annals, Aurelius claimed he was only resting his eyes for a moment. Gregorius, who knew him well enough, always kept a blanket ready. Gregorius, chronicler of The Attic
