📖 Volume
A seemingly harmless noun. Its use is best avoided in certain conversations if Mr Amadeus Culerus is within fifty metres. See also: Annals, Culerus and Memorable Nonsense.
📖 Whangdoodles
Plural noun. An extraordinarily versatile term that crops up spontaneously in all manner of popular expressions throughout the Attic whenever prudence, good taste, or Mother Patience advise against using the original word. Common expressions: I’m up to my whangdoodles in…
📜 First International Symposium on Applied Whangdoology
After three days of presentations, four coffees and a considerable number of biscuits, the Scientific Committee concludes: no one knows exactly what whangdoodles are; everyone talks about them with complete naturalness; any attempt to define them raises new questions; Mother…
