Some friendships wake no one.
According to the Annals, Aurelius claimed he was only resting his eyes for a moment. Gregorius, who knew him well enough, always kept a blanket ready. Gregorius, chronicler of The Attic
ANNEX XVII-BIS
Railway Provision on Flapdoodlian Matters For the purposes of this Annex, a trainoodle shall be understood as any railway unit capable of being brought to a halt through the regulated accumulation of caboodles, canoodles, or other elements of a pernifractic…
Mildred Always Said She Only Came into the Convent for a Cup of Coffee
According to the Annals, Mildred had the curious habit of appearing just as the coffee was ready. Sister Potato insisted it was pure coincidence. Sister Piety was never entirely convinced.
