📜 DECREE 52-M
On the Just-a-Little Trap The Just-a-Little Trap shall be deemed to include any statement containing: • “Just a little.” • “I’m only going to look.” • “Nothing will happen.” • “It’s only going to be a short post.” • “I…
📜 Protocol H-17 of the Council
No zucchini will be left behind. Article 1 Every worthy zucchini shall be harvested. Article 2 If an especially large zucchini appears, the presence of two nuns and a reinforced apron shall be required. Article 3 In the event of…
📜 Provisional Regulations on Excessively Affectionate Greetings
Preamble After observing that certain bows between sisters extend far beyond what common sense would consider reasonable, the Council considers it appropriate to remind everyone of some basic rules of monastic coexistence. Article 1 No bow may be answered with…
