Musicologist. Researcher. Onionian percussionist. And, according to some witnesses, responsible for making an onion cry without having to cut it. Professor Sebastina Tympania has devoted much of her career to studying a phenomenon that conventional science has yet to confront:…
A Curious Discovery at Loch’s Cave By Professor Fergus Clockmannaan For many years, scholars of the Onionshire tradition have debated whether the Great Onion was ever anything more than a legend passed down through ancient manuscripts. Last autumn, beneath the…
One of the most traditional dishes of Onionshire, this hearty stew is prepared in both Onionsupper and Oniondowner, especially during the colder months and for family meals. Purple onions are slowly cooked in a sofrito made with purple onion, tomato,…
